Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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