did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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