so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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