That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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