i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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