How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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