Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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