I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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