Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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