so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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