did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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