Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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