thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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