what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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