I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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