Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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