She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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