When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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