What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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