This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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