The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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