Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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