You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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