its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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