I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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