did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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