it was like eating out sand paper
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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