she was so not down for the gang bang
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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