ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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