we're blogging at a bar
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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