Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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