It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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