Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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