problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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