im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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