Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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