fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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