I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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