Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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