I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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