If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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