90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
did i just pee glitter
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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