Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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