i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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