why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Someone came in the potted fern
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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