ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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