Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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