dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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