Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize