Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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